The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago, the second best time is now. Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree. Chinese Proverb (via svenszenden)
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It’s that time of the year again, Hallows Eve is upon us. And just like last year and every year before, what frightens me the most is you, and your gigantic dick that I wish to suck with great force. Me (via curse4tthewind)
Like the crescent moon and the twinkling stars, I wish to pull down your pants, and suck your dick. Me (via curse4tthewind)
Do you seek some kind of revenge on me? Does my wistful power and seductive ways make you want to enter me and have ten children and marry me and move in with me and let me suck your dick? Me (via curse4tthewind)
I am a gypsy at heart; nature is at harmony with me. The trees, the cold, brisk air, the fresh grass, all makes me think of sucking your dick so hard. Me (via curse4tthewind)
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Oh my god i used to be so fucking gross oh god no



so is this a joke or what

(via pink-pink-roxy)

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They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

(via friendlyneighbourhoodfeministt)

Your fingerprints are all over who I am now. Christina Grimme (via and-feel-it-now)

(Source: depthoverdiistance, via blushila)